Things They Say When They're Arrested

This one will ring true with every police officer... common things our "customers" say when they're arrested:

• No, I don't care who you are...

• No, I don't care who you know...

• Yes, you do pay my salary... (every Copper's favourite, that one!)

• Yes, you can have my job...

• No, I don't have anything better to do..

• Yes, I do arrest real criminals sometimes...

• No, I'm not picking on you..

• No, I can't let you off...

• No, I don't know your mate who is a Police Officer...

• Yes, I'm sure you know the Chief Constable...

• No, I don't care that he will give me the sack...

• Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call...

• Yes, I'm sure your Solicitor will be interested...

• Yes, you will probably never do it again...

• No, we can't talk about it...

• Yes, it does make me happy...

• Yes, you will see me in Court...