Things They Say When They're Arrested

This one will ring true with every police officer... common things our "customers" say when they're arrested:

• No, I don't care who you are...

• No, I don't care who you know...

• Yes, you do pay my salary... (every Copper's favourite, that one!)

• Yes, you can have my job...

• No, I don't have anything better to do..

• Yes, I do arrest real criminals sometimes...

• No, I'm not picking on you..

• No, I can't let you off...

• No, I don't know your mate who is a Police Officer...

• Yes, I'm sure you know the Chief Constable...

• No, I don't care that he will give me the sack...

• Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call...

• Yes, I'm sure your Solicitor will be interested...

• Yes, you will probably never do it again...

• No, we can't talk about it...

• Yes, it does make me happy...

• Yes, you will see me in Court...

 The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London